Golgothan’s Lair

Golgothan's Lair

Shit son. This is just about the shittiest of shitholes we’ve ever been presented with. Shit.
I’m not positive, but I think we’ve stumbled upon Golgothan’s lair.. and that’s got me thinking.
What if… what if all that in Dogma is true… what if an abundance of people crucified on a hill actually shat themselves and from the shats of the dead grew a real life shit demon named Golgothan, and he came up out of this very toilet…
All the evidence is right here. Shit is literally covering this entire stall, as it was in the movie when he appeared.. only this is years later and it’s dried up a ton.
But then…
WHERE IS HE NOW???

Have you ever been alone and smelled poo, but knew you didn’t fart and there were no loose m&m’s in your undies when you checked?

I bet that’s him close by..

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